JasterW's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[hot ham water 1]

Fantissimo!

It's just like Robotbox and Cactus but with more learning and less death! Marginally.

[lordofthematrixwars]

What.

What is this noise.

And why am I not in it.

[Burnt Face Man 2]

Such a burnt face!

Burnt Face Man > Salad Fingers.

Just so you know.

[Too Much Television]

Best. Movie. Evar.

Granted, I may be biased. But the art was as good as ever, and the animation was smooth like a big shiny smooth thing. Most of the content was old stuff, sure, but I liked the stuff the first time, and the channel changing thing tied it all together nicely. Only disappointment: No reappearance of the Gorilla Poster, and they didn't drink Kool-Aid á la Cup of Suffering.

Congrats on the Film Festival thingy, by the by. I feel really bad about how much more productive than me you always are.

[Bonus Stage #3: Character]

Pleasure as always.

Matt! As always I'm impressed by your animation stuffses. The only thing that really got on my nerves here was the lip syncing. It was WAY off the whole time. Glad to see you're incorporating voice actors now, though! You've got to admit it's getting better, etc etc, whatever. All the time.

[Turtles]

Wow.

What was the humour supposed to be there? Shock value? You didn't even pull that off correctly. There was practically no animation, it sounds like the audio was all stolen, and the jokes were so bad I feel less funny just for having read them.

[How a Bill becomes a law]

Biting political satire!

"Good news, Billy!"
"I was passed?!"
"Oh, goodness no! I just switched to Geico! I'm gonna save a lot of money on car insurance. Welp, off to the shredder with you!"

You dun School House Rock proud, kinda. If I hadn't already learned all of this in elementary school... I... guess I would have learned it now!

bakoffho responds:

I wish i went to an elementary school where they taught us things about government. They barely taught us about it in high school. I mean it was mostly just free time and nap time. At least i learned how to read... sort of.

[Mascot]

Wow!

You jumped the shark already? You know what that means. Everything else you ever make from now on will suck no matter what. Sorry. I don't make the rules, that's just how the game works. You jump over a shark, everything else you do sucks. Let it be a lesson to the rest of you.

[SBL is in hatred 3]

Funnier than your average clock movie

I figured I'd just point out that the artsy stuff on Psycho Jester Clock came from my comic. I don't mind, since I gave the Jester permission anyway. Just... yeah. Funny, kinda! The whole Lock spiel seems kinda old already, though. Bunch of posers.