JasterW's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Albuquerque]

Meh.

Weird Al is cool, and this is a very funny song. You, on the other hand, are not very funny. This was really lazily animated, and this is a really fast paced song. It will probably pass, but please put more effort into the rest of your videos, and possibly learn how to draw. Not many 26½ year olds have gray hair.

[how slim jims are made]

Yummy!

Mechanically seperated chicken?!? I thought it was BEEF jerky!! Noooo! My life is over! I hope you're happy! *shoots self*

[The prelude to B]

*yawn*

Could that be ANY more predictable? 4 out of 5 scientists say "Jump!" I'm not really sure why.

NuclearBomb-Clock responds:

actually it fooled many peopel

[Flash on Coffee]

Hooray!

McBean is the coolest person on the planet. Were I a woman I would gladly bear his children. I would do the same for Unfan as well, but at the moment mostly McBean.

McBean responds:

Oh I forgot to include in the movie, ARG rocks! And if Arnold Schwarzenegger can have babies and be governor, anything is possible.

[The Caricature]

It's funny because it's true.

People are stupid, I feel your pain. However that seems to be the only really funny thing going on here, which is a pretty obvious observation, and the crappy voice acting kinda ruined it for me. I hope the stick figure violence helped you work out the pain of annoying customers, though.

[Super Mario Land]

Funny, kinda

Not the most creative writing job, but this was pretty well put together. There were a few times when there probably should've been some more sound effects, though. And why'd you cut his dance so short?

asshole2 responds:

sorry for my bad english,those sound fx are so rare sorry, i couldnt find them,and i cutted the dance cuz i was running out of imagination, thanks anyway

[8-bit Theater 2]

Uh....

Really good animation. But how many times must 8-bit theater be done in Flash? Can't you guys write any of your own stuff? Brian Clevinger must be rolling in his grave. I mean... if he was dead, he would roll in his grave. Mostly because of the voice acting.

[Samus's Adventure (fix)]

Uh...

are you sure that's the right audio? Sounds like you just randomly said some stuff into your microphone, and decided to set it to some examples of how hard it is to draw with a mouse.