JasterW's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Origin of Jesus]

Close, but no e-mail.

See, this is why SCAD needs to teach Flash in their courses. Because this could have really stood to have a little more refinement in the animation department. Also, your sense of humor sort of bogs down when constrained by narratives, apparently. Just sayin'.

vishass responds:

Sadly, they do and this was for that class. So, ouch. About the sense of humor thing, I don't know. I think this one is a little uneven. It is supposed to be a build up, but there really isn't any crazy stuff in the first half. I think the last chunk is very funny.

[How a Bill becomes a law]

Biting political satire!

"Good news, Billy!"
"I was passed?!"
"Oh, goodness no! I just switched to Geico! I'm gonna save a lot of money on car insurance. Welp, off to the shredder with you!"

You dun School House Rock proud, kinda. If I hadn't already learned all of this in elementary school... I... guess I would have learned it now!

bakoffho responds:

I wish i went to an elementary school where they taught us things about government. They barely taught us about it in high school. I mean it was mostly just free time and nap time. At least i learned how to read... sort of.

[The prelude to B]

*yawn*

Could that be ANY more predictable? 4 out of 5 scientists say "Jump!" I'm not really sure why.

NuclearBomb-Clock responds:

actually it fooled many peopel

[Flash on Coffee]

Hooray!

McBean is the coolest person on the planet. Were I a woman I would gladly bear his children. I would do the same for Unfan as well, but at the moment mostly McBean.

McBean responds:

Oh I forgot to include in the movie, ARG rocks! And if Arnold Schwarzenegger can have babies and be governor, anything is possible.

[Super Mario Land]

Funny, kinda

Not the most creative writing job, but this was pretty well put together. There were a few times when there probably should've been some more sound effects, though. And why'd you cut his dance so short?

asshole2 responds:

sorry for my bad english,those sound fx are so rare sorry, i couldnt find them,and i cutted the dance cuz i was running out of imagination, thanks anyway